Originally published at Uut Poetry. Also appears in Treason Cantos: Poems 2014-2017.
yesterday baseball was on the radio
but i hate baseball games they annoy me so much
the announcers and the crowd and the static
so i went to turn it off but it was already off
and the game was still playing
why don’t you make the most of it asked one of the elves
buy yourself a hot dog but i couldn’t do it
hot dogs are people